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You think the wildly diverse characters of the Star Wars universe drink their coffee the same way?
Not at all, according to popular Archive of Our Own author Violet Wilson. The fanfiction writer tweeted a thread of the different ways characters from all three Star Wars trilogies — and the various standalone movies — would consume their caffeine.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, for one, would take pride in his well-balanced brew.
Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread
Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn’t overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled. pic.twitter.com/2q3ca0Ei2I
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
While sequel characters Finn and Rey keep it simple, drinking their coffee via Keurig and the gas station, Poe would definitely drink it in the most delicate way possible.
Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much pic.twitter.com/hRP50e6zRE
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
Poe Dameron uses a Chemex.
He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf pic.twitter.com/OqgbjQNR6P
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
Han Solo and General Leia, on the other hand, would have wildly different needs.
Leia Organa is fueled entirely by a passion for global democracy and needs no additional stimulants pic.twitter.com/wr0guBAkAL
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
While the other Skywalker twin, Luke, would drink caffeine via gentler methods.
Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything. pic.twitter.com/pWtBymuiWT
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
Contrary to her supervillain husband, prequel queen Padmé would drink her coffee as elaborately and elegantly as can be.
Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it’s as much art as it is a method of preparation. pic.twitter.com/eOzY8hgobu
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
And while Kylo Ren would use a complicated Aeropress, in the past, as Ben Solo, he would drink decaf because he was Going Through It.
Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT pic.twitter.com/rrNnqgpbAw
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
Ben Solo is going through a lot and recently had to switch to decaf ???? pic.twitter.com/089TYpjeCj
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
Personally, I believe Yoda drinks Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee no matter the season, and he takes pride in it.
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